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ARCHIVES for those who are just catching up on our travelogues. There are lots of pictures below, so be patient--this page might take a few minutes to finish loading. For the webmaster's convenience (and why not?), entries are presented in reverse chronological order; in other words, if you prefer to read the whole story from the beginning, start at the end!

INDEX:

May 5, 2003  Tunica, Mississippi

April 25, 2003  Tunica Mississippi

April 1, 2003 Memphis, Tennessee

March 17, 2003 Slidell, Louisiana

March 4, 2003 Lafeyette, Louisiana

February 25, 2003 Abbeville, Louisiana

February 16, 2003 Houston, Texas

February 15, 2003 South Padre Island, Texas

February 9, 2003 Brownsville, TX

February 2, 2003 Matamoros, Tampa, Mexico

January 22, 2003 Brownsville, TX

January 5, 2003 Corpus Christi, TX

January 2, 2003 Houston, TX

December 31, 2002 Marshall, TX

December 28, 2002 Chicago, IL

November 12, 2002 Carthage, Missouri

October 22, 2002  Carthage, Missouri

August 28, 2002  Carthage, Missouri

August 20, 2002 Santa Rosa, New Mexico

August 9, 2002  Las Vegas, Nevada

July 27, 2002 Crescent City, California

July 22, 2002 Port Orford, OR

July 17, 2002 Portland, OR

July 10, 2002 LaPine, OR

June 22, 2002 Buffalo, WY

May 19, 2002 Hannibal, MO

Before the move: April 2, March 29, March 19, March 11

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September 22, 2003 Independence, MO
Spent a great weekend in the Kansas City area. The Renaissance Fair was in town, so we took in the sights. Then we had a barbeque with my sisters in Lawrence on Sunday. Plans have changed again--we'll stay in the Midwest until after the holidays, since I'll have a Kansas City meeting in January.

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Susan, Cory and Samantha (a little girl whose mother DIDN'T want to ride an elephant) mount up at the KC Renaissance Festival.

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And no, I wasn't CHICKEN--but I had the camera! And isn't Susan looking great? She's lost 70 pounds since the first of the year!

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Sister Gwen in the dining room of her beautiful new house in Lawrence.

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The Lawrence, Kansas Aussie pack--from left, that's Zachary, Autumn, Maddie and Sky Valentine. (There's nothing wrong with Autumn's eye--the camera just caught her in a blink.)

September 6, 2003 Tinley Park, IL
Back in the Chicago area for a short visit with family and friends before we head to the Southwest for the winter. We plan to rendezvous in Tucson in October with some fellow RVers, one of whom happens to be Cory's cousin. Haven't picked our route yet, but we'll go by way of the Kansas City area, since I now have two sisters in that area!

September 3, 2003 Mackinack Bridge, MI
Today was a beautiful day to be driving through the Upper Peninsula. Traffic was quiet...and so were my passengers.

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Here's how the big bridge looked from inside the B.A.T.

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The road was familiar, so my navigator went off duty.

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Ever wondered how three dogs fit in the backseat of the B.A.T.? They get a little cozy.

August 15, 2003   Sault Ste Marie, Michigan
Well, we've done it. For several years now, we've spent several weeks each summer here in the Sault, shopping for a house that would eventually be our home base when we're ready to stop traveling full-time. This summer was no different...except that we finally found one.  Much of July was spent waiting to close, and August will be fully devoted to readying the house for occupancy by a renter. We plan to rent the house until we're ready to make the transition from full-time RVers to snowbirds, which we expect will be at least two to three years away. We won't be spending winters here in the U.P. until our health or finances make it impossible to escape!

So our plans to visit the eastern seaboard this summer have been postponed. We've lots of time, after all.

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The front view of our new home--the house faces south, the best direction when the Canadian border is only a mile to the north.

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The house sits on a double lot, so the yard is HUGE! This view is taken from just inside the northeast corner of our back fence. The screenhouse is 14x14 inside, screened all around and glassed on every wall but the south (facing the sliding patio door off the family room). It's also wired and has a light and ceiling fan. It will be the perfect spot to host summer barbeques.

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Primary requirement--there must be room for the 5er! As you can see, we stayed quite comfortably in the front drive (after one of Cory's cousins came out and added a 50amp plug outside the garage for us--until then, it was HOT without A/C.) The silo-like structure to the right is the original Sault Ste. Marie water tower, constructed in the 1860s, and behind the trailer you can just see the spire and roof of the Seventh Day Adventist church, which owns the empty land to the east of our house.

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The family room was our biggest project--the only wall that wasn't wood paneled was papered...badly. We tried to strip and paint, but finally gave up and paneled it with this striped wallboard. Turned out nicely...

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The kitchen is very large. The electric range will eventually have to be swapped out for gas, and we'd like to find a way to lighten the dark color of the cabinets (without painting--they're oak), but the layout is convenient and there is plenty of room for ALL Cory's appliances and gadgets. At the far right end is a closet that contains the washer/dryer.

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The dining room is small, but we've never had one before, so we love it! At the left is a built-in computer hutch--handy for the high-tech cook!

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The living room is large and well lighted. Note the built-in bookcase near the hallway and the ceramic tiles at the entry.

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The smallest of the three bedrooms took up a good bit of our rehab time. The closet needed to be stripped of shelving, repainted, and a rod rehung. And these built-in cabinets were looking a bit sad. This is the BEFORE...

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And this is the AFTER!

June 16, 2003 Sycamore, Illinois
Oursemi-annual trip to "home base" has been a busy one, so far. We've had lots of appointments to keep (doctor, dentist, lab, service on the 5er, etc.) and, of course, lots of friends and family to visit. Even though our stay has been a little longer than first planned, we're still having trouble getting everything done. Tonight, we're hoping Shano will be able to visit his aunt Jo and get a haircut...he's looking WAY too shaggy to take to the North Woods!

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We had Cory's nephews for a week, and naturally, we went to the water park. Ask Cory how she enjoyed the ride!

May 17, 2003 Grain Valley, Missouri
Our one-year anniversary of hitting the road passed quietly and almost without notice. We were in the Kansas City area, visiting with sister Susan as her work schedule permitted.

We remarked on the 15th that the anniversary was coming, then on the 19th that it had passed...and both agreed that it hardly feels like we've been traveling for a full year.We're still having a great time, still looking forward to the next destination, still making notes on the things we didn't see or do in every area so we can see and do them "when we come back." And there are so many places we want to go back to...

May 5, 2003  Tunica, Mississippi
Still hanging around Tunica. Our washer developed a problem, so we've had to sit tight while a part order arrived. The Sears guy will be here tomorrow to replace the part, then we're off.

Meanwhile, we are counting our blessings--we saw Jackson, Tennessee BEFORE the tornado hit there last night! The same storm front nailed us with hail and winds heavy enough to rock us in our sleep last night--Cory got up and retracted the TV antenna because she was afraid it would be ripped off! Thank goodness, no funnels here. You know those things arrive and ask, "Where's the trailer park?"!

April 25, 2003  Tunica Mississippi
We've been sitting in Tunica County, Mississippi for a bit. While visiting Memphis with Lynn early this month, we dropped by here one evening to visit the Grand Casino, which Cory's cousin Antoinette had told us about. We had fun, so we decided to come back here and explore for a few days after Lynn went home.

A few days has turned into a few weeks. On day 4, while getting us hitched up to move out, I stepped into a hole in the lawn and twisted my right ankle. (The hole was invisible because the mower had cut all the grass to the same level.) It swelled so fast and hurt so bad that I was sure something was broken, but the x-rays said not. I was on crutches for a couple of days, then said "the he** with that." Limped around pitifully for a week or so, wrapping and icing when home, but I'm now walking fine, with only a little residual pain and swelling each day. However, I tried to drive again yesterday and that's still too much for me. So we're just staying put for a while, until I'm healed. Cory's been doing the driving for our daily running around, but she's not ready to take on the driving with the rig behind us!

We're not grumbling, because we're in a fun spot. This is the gambling mecca of the South and if Antoinette hadn't clued us in, we'd never even have known it was here. It's about a half-hour south of Memphis, and there are 9 different, Vegas-style casino complexes here, all on their own huge acreages, scattered along a 10-12 mile tangle of nicely improved back-country roads. There's no town here, not even a bar or grocery store, just cotton and soybean fields and an occasional gas station in between the Grand, Bally's, the Horseshoe, Fitzgeralds, the Hollywood, Harrah's, Sam's Town, the Gold Strike, and the Sheraton.

Naturally, we've had time to visit all nine, and we've discovered "comp heaven." We've eaten out every night since we arrived, and we've yet to pay for a meal. We just go play for a couple hours, then ask for a buffet ticket! So far, we know we've eaten more than we've lost! The Hollywood serves whole Maine lobster on Friday nights--between us, we ate six of them last Friday night, and we also walked away with about $175 of the casino's money that evening. What a deal, huh? And we're staying at the Hollywood's RV park, where we get full hookups (including phone at the site!) for only $10/day. You can't beat that anywhere! It's a nice big pull-thru spot, with concrete pad and a good size lawn, too. We get free use of the hotel pool/sauna/exercise room, and there's a big fenced dog run here in the RV park. Unfortunately, the dogs have not yet visited there. If you try to walk our kids one at a time, the ones left behind bark enough to get us tossed out. Usually, I could take them all at once, but right now, I can't take the chance of getting jerked off balance. And Cory can't handle them, either. But they enjoy spending time on their leads with the nice grass.

There's a big music festival on Beale Street in Memphis the first weekend in May, and we want to stay to attend. Then we'll head north toward Chicago...

April 5, 2003  Pigeon Forge, Tennessee
Dollywood was fun, but frankly, also a bit disappointing. When we finally figured it out, it had to have been 10+ years ago when we were last there, and things have definitely changed. The arty little community we remembered has been replaced by a neon-infested tourist strip along the new four-lane highway, complete with the same junk t-shirt shops, tattoo parlors and fudge factories you can find in any tourist trap. Dollywood itself was kicking off a Festival of Nations, so instead of great bluegrass and Appalachian folk music, like we heard the last time we were there, there were Calypso steel drum bands, Chinese acrobats and Russian dancers. Still great entertainment, just not what we were looking forward to.

But we got to glimpse Dolly herself as she paraded through the grounds (twice!), they still had the glassblowers and the blacksmiths, and you can still go through every gift shop and booth without seeing Dolly merchandised. There is not one poster or t-shirt bearing her picture, not one CD on sale. She's still promoting Tennessee entertainment, crafts and culture, not herself.

I met Dolly once myself, a hundred years ago when I was a country DJ in Montana. She headlined at the local State Fair and I introduced her. I remember standing next to her backstage when we were introduced, looking down (have THAT picture in your mind?), and saying like some backcountry dufus, "Dolly, I am your biggest fan." She looked up (way up) and laughed, "Well now, girl, I believe you just might be!"

April 1, 2003 Memphis, Tennessee
We actually had a bit of cold weather in Kentucky last weekend and had to turn on the heaters to take off the chill. We're in Tennessee now, and things have warmed up again. I'm figuring our warm weather bragging rights are about finished for this season, since spring has officially arrived.

Lynn drove down from Chicago on Sunday to join us for her spring break. The three of us toured Graceland yesterday...and I must admit, I had more fun than I expected to. It was interesting to see the 70s immortalized in a wealthy man's home--just like the rest of us, he had shag rugs on floors and ceilings, with lots of wood paneling, gilt, velvet and fake fur. It was like a time capsule...and rather surprising to realize that the King really lived rather modestly, considering his stature. We heard and saw dozens of performances on video and audio, and saw tons of memorabilia...we walked rooms and rooms of his gold and platinum records, music awards, humanitarian awards and charity recognitions. We even got to see the famous pink '56 El Dorado, as well as his Stutz Bearclaw limos and his private jet, the Lisa Marie.

We're going on to Nashville today, then we'll be in the Knoxville area on Saturday for the opening day of the season at Dollywood. Since the shows at the Opry are only on Friday and Saturday nights and Lynn only has one weekend with us, we decided we'd rather spend it in Pigeon Forge. We almost missed that, since Saturday will be the first day of the season and Lynn has to be back driving her bus by Monday.

March 21, 2003 Meridian, Mississippi
We’re wending our way toward Bowling Green, Kentucky, where we’ll meet up with our friend Lynn late this month. She drives a school bus, so she’ll be on spring break. We plan to do a bit of traveling together, probably hit Nashville and Memphis, then get her back to Kentucky so she can drive back home.

March 17, 2003 Slidell, Louisiana
We stayed in Lafeyette until nearly mid-month, then made our way to the New Orleans area. We stayed out of the city until after the Big Party, having had warnings that it really isn't safe anymore during Mardi Gras. But we didn't miss all the action; we arrived just in time for the St. Patrick's and St. Joseph's day parades! Yeah--more beads!

It's was stormy here--pleasant  days, with temps in the high 70s, but we had 2-3 inches of rain most nights. Happily, our site had a concrete pad, so we were in no danger of bogging down. But the dogs and I experienced Louisiana swamps first hand--there wasn't a square inch of grass in the RV park that wasn't flooded and marshy! We made sure the dogs got their heartworm shots, because the bugs were out. (Barney also got his teeth cleaned. He still hasn't forgiven us.)

We figure we saw more parades in the month we were in Louisisana  than we have in the last 10 years…and we have about 20 pounds of beads to prove it. While we were in the area, we did a swamp tour, visited an above-ground cemetery, and took a carriage tour of the French Quarter. We drove the longest bridge over water in the world (23.5 miles) and visited the Harrah’s casino in downtown New Orleans (had to—couldn’t find anywhere else downtown to park the B.A.T.!). We ate muffaletto sandwiches in the Central Grocery down in the open market, and had ettoufee and jambalaya on the second floor patio of a restaurant overlooking Bourbon street. We saw street performances—air brush artists, an escape artist, tap dancers, a Calypso acrobat team…and of course, music. LOTS of music!

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Here we are, touring the Honey Island Swamp, off the West Pearl River. Our guide was a local fella who really knew these bayous. The swamp was surprisingly beautiful, very quiet, with water that we were assured is usually clear and black, but was muddy after all the recent rain.

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Yes, we really saw alligators, though they were so quiet in their early spring suspended animation that Cory is still convinced they were plastic props put there for our benefit. We also saw Great Snowy egrets, nutrirats (also known as water rabbits, they look like beavers with a rat tail), lots of turtles and, of course, beautiful groves of cypress trees.

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Here we are on a balcony overlooking Bourbon Street. Note my plate, a Cajun sampler filled with jambalya, shrimp ettoufee, and red beans and rice. Note Cory's plate--a burger and fries.

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It took this fellow just over five minutes to escape from the straight jacket after being chained by audience members. He was working the French Quarter.

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Look fast--we passed rather quickly during our carriage ride through the Quarter--but that's Marie Laveau's House of Voodoo! We went back later on foot, but photos inside were strictly forbidden...under penalty of voodoo curse!

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From the balcony above, we went down to the street for  the joint Irish-Italian parade on Bourbon Street. Open containers are perfectly legal on the streets of New Orleans, so long as they're not glass. THAT could be dangerous!

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This is St. Louis #3, one of the famous above-ground cemetaries in New Orleans. The crypt in front is a family tomb (I saw one with a date of 1780); to the left rear, you can see the four-tomb high wall-crypt that runs the full perimeter of the graveyard. Because most of New Orleans is below sea level, bodies couldn't be buried--they just floated to the surface in a month or so. So local ordinances required an embalming process that lasted just long enough for a funeral. A body placed in one of these tombs is "naturally cremated"  within a year, allowing the tombs to be reused by generation after generation.

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We attended the St. Paddy's Day parade in Slidell, where there was a twist. Not only do they throw green beads, but they also throw cabbage, Brussel sprouts, onions, potatos and carrots! We caught enough to have a nice Irish stew, as well as cabbage with our corned beef.

March 4, 2003 Lafeyette, Louisiana
Even though we made our reservations in October, Betty was already booked for Mardi Gras week, so on we travelled to Lafayette (pronounced LAFFee-ette by the natives).

A few notes on the local jargon—everyone called us “baby”, including waitresses, cashiers, tour guides and gas station attendants. At one restaurant, the young lady waiting on us failed to say it; I asked where she was from—Arizona. That explained it! And in Louisiana, if someone "passes a set of eyes at you," they've just given you SUCH a look! No one passed a set of eyes at us, though...everyone was universally friendly. And the Mardi Gras spirit was everywhere. A great place to celebrate our respective birthdays!

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We saw five parades in Lafeyette alone, and collected our share of Mardi Gras beads at every one. We weighted in at 15 pounds of beads before we left town!

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Costumes ranged from simple t-shirts to fantastic getups.

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This is a town that has parading down to a fine art--the barricades stayed in place along the route all during the week, setting aside the two center lanes of four lane streets, so that traffic could move right up to the moment the parade arrived on each block.

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Every parking lot along the route became the site of tailgate parties, barbeques...and street vendors, hawking toys and treats. They even sold beads, though why anyone would buy them is a mystery!

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Night parades were even more fun, but harder to photograph! In Lafayette, the atmosphere was family fun, not raucous debauchery. (Dang!)

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We also visited Vermillionville, an 1880s Acadian village where folk artists keep old skills alive. This woman is weaving baskets from split cypress.

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This Cajun cook told us about being made to kneel on rice for hours in school for speaking French--the only language she knew, but illegal on school grounds in Louisiana until 1965. She fixed us the best "french toast" I ever tasted.

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On our way to New Orleans, we stopped in at Avery Island to tour the Tobasco factory, in operation here by the McIlhenny family  since Willim McIlhenny created the famous recipe in the 1870s. Yup, we got some!

February 25, 2003 Abbeville, Louisiana
We’re in Louisiana. Betty’s RV here in Abbeville is living up to its billing—the friendliest park we’ve visited yet. Betty is probably in her late 50s, about 5’2” tall, red-haired and rowdy, with a thick Luziana accent…and when we met her, she was positively draped with what looked like about 5 pounds of Mardi Gras necklaces.

When we pulled in, she walked out to meet us carrying a wine glass, greeted me by name (correctly!) and told us we’d arrived right at happy hour. The park is small and overcrowded this week with Mardi Gras visitors, their trucks and rigs, so I had to do some pretty fancy backing up to get into the site (Cory even had to go out and block traffic on the road outside the park for me). But with Cory directing me, I did it, first try, with everybody in the park sitting on Betty’s patio watching! Once we got unhitched, we walked over to the party. That’s when they told us that the guy who pulled out of that spot Sunday morning took nearly an hour to back into it last week…and his trailer was 6 feet shorter than ours, and the big motorhome we had to serpentine around wasn’t there then. We actually got a round of applause. That led to a round of storytelling that lasted nearly an hour. We laughed, ate homemade chili and met everyone at once. We were told Betty’s is a “bed-and-breakfast experience for RVers.” I’ve never stayed in a B&B, but this place is another reason to love this lifestyle. What a hoot!

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Betty was our guide for our first crawfish boil--but once introduced, we found a lot more on our own. Trust me, fresh boiled crawfish here in Acadiana bear NO resemblance to crawfish you may have eaten anywhere else. Sweet, juicy, spicy and delicious! We miss 'em already!

February 16, 2003 Houston, Texas
Still on the way to Mardi Gras, we stopped for a few nights outside of Houston. Hearing that there was a world championship barbeque cook-off at the Astrodome, we headed into town for a day. Good eats and a carnival, too!

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At the carnival in Houston, Cory couldn't resist calling everyone she knew to gloat that we were enjoying sunshine and 75 degree weather in February. That's the Astrodome behind her.

February 15, 2003 South Padre Island, Texas
Time to head for Luziana. We had scouted out Mustang Island, a state park,  on our last trip through Corpus Christi, so we spent one night close enough to the Gulf to be lulled to sleep by the surf. Beautiful--and good cell service, too! We'll be back.

Since we were so close, we also had a second chance to visit South Padre Island. We shopped at the tourist dives, picking up a selection of Hawaiian print shirts. We also saw some folks out windsurfing...and lamented that we are no longer young enough (ok, maybe the truth is, we're no longer brave enough) to try it.

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A few years ago, Chicago sponsored a very successful art event called "Cows on Parade." In our travels, we seen lots of cities that have since done their own version--in South Padre Island, we found porpoises!

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Here's Cory at the entrance to Jaws, one of the many beach-oriented shopping sites on the main drag on South Padre Island. Told you it was a tourist area!

February 9, 2003 Brownsville, TX
Tuesday, we had our first Mexican dentist appointments. Now get this--I had a cleaning and a checkup, Cory had a cleaning and a major filling replaced. (The $250 filling she had done in Lake Tahoe last summer fell out months ago.) Total bill: $65. For both of us. She's going back next week to get some more work done, including a crown she's been putting off for about two years. Last figure she got from our dentist in Bensenville was $700+. It's going to cost less than a third of that  to get everything done in Mexico. And after our appointment, we asked where we could catch the bus to the bridge to cross back over to Brownsville, so we could avoid another taxi ride. The receptionist didn't speak English well enough to understand our question, so she went to get the dentist, who was born and educated in Texas. He said, "You don't need the bus--I'll take you there myself." So, off we go to the border in his Lexus...with instructions to call before we walk across the bridge next time and he'll pick us up, too!

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We took the dogs for a run on the beach at Padre Island, which they thoroughly enjoyed. Afterward, Murphy sacked out for about 7 hours straight.

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Wish the camera (or the camera operator) could have captured the beautiful lilac shades of the sunset at Boca Chica, just 10 or 15 miles from our campground in Brownsville. But you get the idea...

Friday night was the Taste of Matamoros festival -- quite an experience. Leary about being in a border town after dark alone, we carpooled to the border with a group from the campground. We walked across La Puente Internacionale together, then crowded into a free bus to the school auditorium where the event was held. For our $8 admission, the libations flowed...free Corona and Coke, free food of all types (even sushi and Chinese), free music and dancing, from scantily clad Hispanic sweet-young-thangs wearing white Stetsons emblazoned with the stars-and-stripes, to folk dancers in all their traditional finery. The mariachi band was expecially good, and while Cory found much of the food a bit too exotic for her tastes, I enjoyed it all. We only stayed a few hours--somehow, loud music and crowds of people make your head pound even more when most are speaking a language you don't understand. I think one unconsciously listens harder...and consequently wears out faster!

February 2, 2003 Matamoros, Tampa, Mexico
Yesterday, we went into Matamoros for the first time…it’s just across the Rio Grande from Brownsville. (We had planned to go earlier, but I took a bad fall on a diesel spill at the gas station…really messed up my back for a while, so we held off. Feeling much better now, though I’m a little stiff today after all that walking yesterday.)

We had a great time. Went to the open market, bought the requisite tourist stuff—a blanket, a pancho, some Mexican silver earrings, and a backpack to carry it all back across the bridge. We also ate churros from a street vendor. It’s a tube of deep fried pastry about the size of a hot dog, served hot with filling piped into the hollow center. We couldn’t understand the man when he tried to ask us what kind of filling we wanted, so he just picked one, sweet and cinnamony, like a thin caramel. Delicicious.

The shop owners in the market reminded us of walking past Sassy Sally’s, a notoriously hyped slot joint (now gone) we used to visit in downtown Vegas. They come out on the street to grab you and do their pitch: “Lady, come into my shop. No cost to look, lady. What you want, lady? Nice necklace? Blanket? Good prices here, lady. Special prices just for you, lady. Don’t walk away, lady!” In one shop, the aisles were so narrow that Cory couldn’t get around the owner to get out again. He trapped her there, trying to sell her a $55 pancho, “All handwoven by the Indians in (some unpronounceable Aztec-sounding name).” The price dropped to $20 before she  finally agreed and pulled a bill out of her wallet. The guy, seeing her cash, said, “Give me $1.” Looking bewildered, she did. “$20 my cost, lady—this is my commission.” What salesmanship, eh?

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Cory at the market in Matamoros. Did you know that the country we call Mexico is actually named the United Mexican States? So you can't refer to "the States" here and expect them to know you mean the U.S.

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Another view of the market. Cory bought a backpack to bring home all our loot.

January 22, 2003 Brownsville, TX
We've been seriously enjoying being "winter Texans"--that's what they call us snowbirds round here. We were in the Corpus Christi area for about two weeks, but they were having a cold snap. Seriously, the news promos last week went like this: "The three Ps--People, Plants and Pets--how to protect them from  the coming DEEP FREEZE! Details at 10..."

People were putting blankets over their plants, they were setting up shelters for the homeless, there was a run on propane and space heaters. After all, they were expecting night-time lows all the way down to 30 degrees!!! Sure, the daytime temps were in the 50s and 60s, but to these people, lows in the thirties cause a panic!! I don't know what they'd do if they saw a snowflake!

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Yes, the forecast said the nighttime low could reach 30 degrees--so the Fulton-Rockport locals were putting blankets over their shrubbery to protect it!

Anyway, since it was SO cold, we headed even further south. We arrived in Brownsville on Sunday. Yesterday, it was 76 degrees. Cory was in cut-offs. They say we may see 80s before the end of the week. I knocked off a little early this afternoon and we took a half-hour drive over to South Padre Island. Pretty much a typical beach resort town, nowhere as attractive (to us) as North Padre—the most interesting part of the trip was driving north on Highway 100 until the drifting sand covered too much of the road to go any further. It was just like driving through drifting snow, but warmer. MUCH warmer!

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At home in Brownsville, we rest in the shade of three varieties of palm tree, with blooming magnolias flanking the street side of the 5er. And  the park's heated pool and sauna are just on the other side of the palms.

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Before we left Rockport-Fulton, we drove out to Goose Island State Park, where we found another Big Tree. This one is a coastal live oak.

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When they're nearer to the water, the live oaks grow almost entirely horizontally toward the land side. We thought they were bent by the Gulf  winds, but locals told us that it's actually the salt spray that they grow away from. These are on the grounds at the Fulton Mansion, below.

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The Fulton Mansion was built in the 1860s and, for the times, was truly a magnificent home, complete with piped gas and indoor plumbing. Its basement was a cistern used for fresh water storage and cooling for the whole house. Actually, it's still pretty magnificent.

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Pelicans on the old pier at Fulton Beach. We bought fresh caught jumbo Gulf shrimp about a half mile from here for $5 a pound.

January 5, 2003 Corpus Christi, TX
Friday, we arrived in Rockport-Fulton, just about thirty minutes north of Corpus Christi. Now, we don mean to make all of y'all up north jealous or anathang...but it's 73 degrees and sunny in the daytime in these parts!

Today, we drove south through Corpus Christi and out onto Padre Island and the national seashore there. We found a 63-mile long stretch of RVer boondocking heaven. The beach is about 150 yards deep and hard packed, and up along the dunes, for miles and miles, one finds every variety of trailer, fifth-wheel and motorhome, from the little vans to the big diesel pushers, old rustbuckets to brand-spankin' new $100K coaches. Everyone faces their rig to the Gulf, and about half sit in the shade of their awnings reading or watching TV while they keep one eye on a fishing pole resting in a six-foot length of PVC pipe right at the waterline.

There are no hookups and we have no generator to run my computers, so we can't join them...this time. But I have my eye on a Honda EU2000i that's supposed to run very quietly and weight only about 45 pounds...

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Yup, it's Cory and the B.A.T., on the beach of Padre Island, enjoying one of our first up-close-and-personal encounters with the Gulf of Mexico! NOTE to friends and family up north: This shot is taken January 5, 2003. Yes, JANUARY!

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RVs go on for miles and miles on Padre, one parked every few hundred feet, taking advantage of some of the mildest weather and prettiest beach we've had the pleasure to visit.

January 2, 2003 Houston, TX
Happy in Houston...we had planned to pull out after only a single night here in Space Center RV Park, but once it occurred to us that the place ISN'T named for its spacious sites...duh, it's Houston! Since I'm still officially on vacation, we paid for another night and headed for the Space Center.

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I wasn't prepared for how moved I'd be when I saw historic Mission Control. The first time I saw it, I was sitting cross-legged on the floor of the multi-purpose room at Newman Elementary School, where about 300 of us were crowded around one 18 inch black-and-white television to watch Mr. Glenn's flight. I was just as awed this time.

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Yes, that is THE red phone--the one used by so many   presidents to wish good luck and welcome home to our astronauts.

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We weren't lucky enough to see any astronauts training, but that's a full-size mockup of the shuttle, where most  will log far more hours than they ever do on the real thing.

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Cory with a model of the Saturn rocket. We saw the real thing on the grounds of the Space Center, but it was too dark to get a shot outside by the time our tour reached it.

December 31, 2002 Marshall, TX
We escaped the north and headed for the Rio Grande on the 30th. New Year's Eve was a long, gray, rainy day across Missouri, Arkansas and into Texas. We stopped for the night in Marshall, where we had what might be a quintessential Texas experience.

We pulled into the campground about 4:30, just as the rain was ending and the sun was starting to go down. After registering, I was outside setting up when the campground owner came around carrying a small candle in a jar. A free gift, he said, a sample from the place down the road where they make them. "Smells real good when you light it up in the trailer," he offered. "Just a little Happy New Year gift for you."

I thanked him, then asked, "So..where's the party tonight?"

He answered, "No party." Then he pulled his jacket aside to show the pistol holstered on his hip. "But you'll probably hear this tonight. A bunch of us will be going across the way to shoot cats, cuz we don't got no fireworks." Then he smiled and scooted away in his golf cart to deliver more scented candles.

To my knowledge, that was the first place we ever visited where the campground personnel were packing. And no, I DON'T think he was pulling my leg!

We spent our evening quietly at home, watching Dick Clark and catching up on the laundry.

December 28, 2002 Chicago, IL
We had three delightful Christmas celebrations...before Christmas, with Cory's aunt, cousins and all their progeny in Chicago's south suburbs, on Christmas in Three Lakes, Wisconsin with Cory's dad and brother, and after Christmas in Chicago with her other brother and our godsons. It wasn't supposed to snow in Chicago that week, but did. Happily, we found that we were quite comfortable in our Kountry Star at temperatures down to 10 degrees at night. We did nothing special except to keep the furnace running, and had no problems with freezing pipes or tanks. Did go through the propane at a pretty good clip, though.

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November 12, 2002 Carthage, Missouri
After all the activity of the late summer and early fall, we were really looking forward to returning to Carthage in October and sitting still for a month or two. We were far enough south, we reasoned, to be able to stay here without danger of freezing at least through November…and if our luck held, through Christmas. From our previous visit, we knew we could get a nice site with full amenities (including phone line) for a very reasonable monthly rate, that we liked the area and its friendly residents, and that there was still a lot here to explore (Carthage is officially in “Four States Country”, with the Kansas, Arkansas and Oklahoma borders all within an hour’s drive).

Week 1 went just as planned—very quietly. No appointments, no visits, no running around. The weather was rather cold and rainy, anyway, so we just enjoyed our cozy home, our satellite TV … and, of course, I worked. Actually, we did do some running around—nearly daily visits to Wally World for supplies as we took advantage of our first real opportunity to reorganize the fifth wheel. After almost six months on the road, we finally have enough experience to know that THAT thing taking up prime easy-to-reach cabinet real estate has only been out of the cupboard once, while THOSE things that we use almost weekly are stowed so high that the ladder has to come out or so low that someone has to hit their hands and knees. We repacked almost every cabinet in the kitchen/dining area…and we were mighty pleased with the results. One full box of “we still might need it eventually” went into the basement storage compartment, as did another, half-full box of “why did we ever think we’d want this?” The latter will be dropped off with friends/family for storage at the first opportunity.

Week 2—OK, enough homebody stuff. Each day after work, it was time to explore. We visited the George Washington Carver National Monument, went to Joplin almost daily for shopping and dining, took several drives through the countryside to Neosha, Diamond, Webb City and other neighboring towns, just to enjoy the fall colors. On Friday, we headed to Lamar to visit Harry Truman’s birthplace. Too late…already locked up by 4:30pm. So we went about 20 miles west to Prairie State Park, Missouri’s largest plot of natural-state prairie land, host to buffalo, deer, coyotes, and what must be a hundred or more species of bird. We caught a glimpse of all, even though it was dusk as we arrived and full dark as we left. We made a note to come back earlier in the day, then went back to Lamar in search of dinner. We stopped at a very unassuming, but apparently busy place in a strip mall just inside town…and discovered a little piece of gustatory heaven! Friday night at Evert’s BBQ is an all-you-can-eat barbeque buffet, serving ribs, pulled pork, beef brisket, wings, and salad bar, plus trimmings. None of that overcooked meat dripping in too-sweet sauce here—everything is seasoned and smoked, with a delightfully tangy sauce available on the table if you really want it. The wings were the best I’ve ever tasted, with a rich smoky flavor that I just couldn’t get enough of. Cory went back for seconds and thirds on the baked beans, which she declared even better than her own. Yes, we’d be back! The rest of the weekend was cold, rainy and miserable, so we hibernated.

Week 3. Still raining. Early in the week, we inquired about my sister Susan’s plans for Thanksgiving in Kansas City…after all, it’s only a few hours drive from here. It’s a date! We’ll head up there and spend a few days during the holiday weekend. Meanwhile, would we like company at OUR place? Sure! We talked her into coming Thursday, so we could take her to Evert’s on Friday! And of course, while we were there, we went back to Harry Truman’s birthplace. The winds were really blowing as we arrived, just minutes before closing. But we got inside this time, and got a few pictures as well.

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Cory reads the historic information outside the little house in Lamar. No, Harry's visage doesn't really float over the roof...and there are no yellow letters on the grass, either!

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Susan and MJ outside the ACTUAL outhouse at Harry S. Truman's birthplace in Lamar, Missouri. Oh, please, DON'T "show-me!"

October 22, 2002  Carthage, Missouri
Oh, my...I knew we hadn't updated for a while, but we've actually come full circle since the last notation in this little travelogue!

Since Labor Day, we've been up through Illinois (spent a week and took Cory's nephews to the Speedway in Rockford), spent several days in Fond du Lac, Wisconsin (while I worked), then went up to Sault Ste. Marie, Michigan. We house-hunted in "the Soo" for three weeks and thought we had found something, but it fell through. We headed down to Door County for a rendezvous with friends, then came back through Illinois...and arrived back in Carthage last Sunday.

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Between lots of work and lots of family and friends to visit, updates have been a low priority. Apologies to those who rely on this site for news. But we're hearty, healthy, happy to be sitting in one place for a while...and still having the time of our lives.

August 28, 2002  Carthage, Missouri
From New Mexico, we made a relatively uneventful several-day stop in Amarillo. We dined at the Big Texan Restaurant, a western-themed tourist stop that will give you a 72-ounce steak dinner for FREE if you can eat the whole thing within 60 minutes (we had ribs).  We also visited the Palo Duro Canyon State Park just 20 miles away--our first peek was a bit underwhelming after THE Canyon, but once we drove down inside, it really was rather spectacular. There are a couple of very nice campgrounds that  merit a return visit.

After an overnight in Oklahoma City, we arrived in Carthage, just a few miles down the road from Joplin and  home to the 2200-acre complex that houses the world-famous Precious Moments Chapel. That's right, Samuel J. Butcher, creator of Precious Moments, built his own version of the Sistine Chapel in order to give back to God and the community. It's a two-story visit_vcfront.jpeg (11314 bytes)vaulted chapel with Precious Moments angels on the ceiling, stained glass windows of Precious Moments characters portraying the 23rd Psalm along one side and the Beatitudes on the other, 8-foot Philippine mahogany doors elaborately carved with Precious Moments cherubs...and the walls are decorated by 12' high paintings depicting Old Testament history and New Testament parables, all interpreted with Precious Moments characters!

Is the chapel not your thing? Visit the Souper Sam Precious Moments Buffet or the Precious Moments Studio where the 63-year-old divorced Mr. Butcher still works designing new Precious Moments. You can select from thousands of   the finished bisque figurines--including many available exclusively here at the Chapel site--in the Precious Moments Gift Shop. Or maybe you'd like to stroll through the Precious Moments rock garden. You can get tickets to visit the Precious Moments Wedding Island, or the Precious Moments Fountain of Angels light and sound show. With so much to do here, maybe you want to extend your visit with a stay in the Precious Moments Best Western Motel (pink brick!) or at the Precious Moments Cubby Bear RV Park!!

Until you travel, you just never know what wonders abound in this fascinating country of ours...

August 20, 2002 Santa Rosa, New Mexico
I've been working steadily for the past weeks, so online time has been devoted to billable work rather than to the site here. But we've been busy offline, too, seeing some great...and some not-so-great...sights.

First, the Canyon. Fabulous! We spent five days in Williams, Arizona, at Railside RV Ranch, so-named because the tracks for the historic Grand Canyon Railway run right next to the campground. We heard its steam whistle four times daily (and a few clients heard it, too)! We spent the afternoon and evening of two days in the park, driving ourselves around the east end the first day, taking the shuttle through the west end the second. Twice, we saw the sunset in the Canyon. Despite warnings from locals that "if you don't go down inside, it's just a big hole in the ground," we were mighty impressed! Actually, we did think about going down on muleback, but when we learned that one must either commit to several days (who would watch the dogs?) or to spending 6 hours of a 7-hour daytrip on the back of the mule (they warn you, no getting off for rest breaks of ANY kind), we decided the view from the Rim would do quite nicely!

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Cory and the B.A.T. at Railside RV Ranch--all that red dirt came free with the site!

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WIth a subject like this, one can't help but take beautiful photos.

From Williams, we moved on to New Mexico with an uneventful overnight in Gallup. We thought about spending the business week in Albuquerque--for now, we've settled into a pattern of travel on the weekends, stop for work. Albuquerque looked like such a beautiful town, with so much to do, but that would have made a rather short travel day. Besides, while we were rolling down the highway, we had seen a billboard advertising Santa Rosa just two-and-a-half hours further: a State Park with water sports, scuba diving, fishing and boating, lots of restaurants, shops and motels in town... sounded like a great resort area! We checked the campground book quickly, and found there was a KOA with instant phones at the sites. Great! Easy modem access for what promised to be a busy week and cheaper than anything in Albuquerque to boot! So on to Santa Rosa we went.

What a mistake.

What the billboard didn't say...what the campground book couldn't tell us...was that this little town was almost totally dependant on tourists coming to the Santa Rosa Reservoir on the Pecos River. And the area had been hit hard by extreme drought. Years and years of extreme drought. The reservoir was dried up. Unfortunately, so was the town. Business after business was boarded up, victim of too many years without water to draw the crowds.

The evening we arrived, we drove out to the Santa Rosa Lake State Park. We saw no other traffic. The facilities were large and modern, but the booth at the entrance was unattended, the huge parking lot near the top of the dam was deserted and the nearby visitor's center was closed. Driving across the dam in the truck, we couldn't see any water on either side. A large sign on the main restrooms warned that the lake (whatever was left of it) was closed to all recreational activity. We found two beautiful RV campgrounds; every site was level, landscaped and spacious with water/electric hookups and a sheltered picnic table and fire pit...and nearly every site was empty. We went down to the boat ramp...and found only a dizzingly steep 100-yard concrete incline that ended well above the current water level.

Flood, hail, tornado, blizzard--I've seen many disasters caused by Nature's overabundance. Staring down that long, empty football field full of dry cement, I finally had some small understanding of disaster by scarcity.

We spent a long moment in silent mourning for a small American town. Just two days later, like so many before us, we hitched up and left town ahead of schedule.

August 9, 2002  Las Vegas, Nevada
From the redwoods, we transitioned gently to Glitter City, going by way of Lake Tahoe. We'd have stayed there longer if we weren't determined to get to the Grand Canyon and then back to the Midwest by September. Deep, crystal blue water surrounded by mountains...and casinos. It was a little piece of heaven. We had a ball.

The drive from Tahoe to Vegas took two days, through some pretty desolate country. The dogs enjoyed it, though. Each morning, they ran through the desert as far as their legs would carry them, then slept the deep sleep of the innocent in the truck as we drove. Wish I'd had a camera when Murphy flushed a wiry jackrabbit--the old girl was gaining on him as they flew past me and, if he hadn't found a burrow at the precise moment he did, she'd have had him, too. She ran like she was a pup again, but like all of us who forget our age and overdo, she paid for it later, poor girl. She was moving a little slowly for a day or two after that quarter-mile sprint! Only later did I think to thank our lucky stars that it wasn't a skunk she'd flushed!

In Vegas, we found a KOA with phone service at the site, which means, of course, 24 hour web access! We've caught up on a lot of research, visited with friends Carol and Dee, and eaten at some fine buffets (the Rio's Carnival Buffet gets our vote for best variety and quality...12 cook stations). Naturally, we've also done our bit to contribute to the local economy by participating in the region's primary industry. We've been conservative, so we haven't lost much...but we haven't won much, either. The day of the $1 blackjack table is all but gone in Las Vegas. We've found only one in the past six days. Even $3 tables are rare now. But my, don't they have a wide variety of penny and nickel slots! My favorite so far--Slot Poker, a nine-line slot machine that plays like a nine-hand video poker machine. Great fun...and I won $30!

Downtown Vegas is no longer the sleazy, dirty place we remembered. Fremont Street has been canopied and closed to motor traffic...it's now a giant, three-block long glitter mall. We've spent a couple evenings just walking and watching the huge light-and-sound show in the ceiling called the Fremont Experience. Count on Vegas to make even a ceiling into an attraction. We wanted to get pictures, but the batteries in my camera were dead. Next trip, I guess...

July 27, 2002 Crescent City, California
Sometimes, it can be very hard to write about what we've seen and done...even for a writer. Take, for example, the redwoods.

No cathedral I've every seen inspired such awe. How can I begin to describe the majesty, the beauty, the peace and the sense of history that these old-growth forests of giants embody? Here's a hint for anyone who knows Cory and me--we were so entranced, we took a hike. Yes, that's right. We HIKED into the forest to have a closer look at Big Tree, the Cathedral Circle and dozens of other 300 foot tall, 1500+ year old living monuments. We smelled the musty, warm decay of the fallen redwoods, and ran our hands across the soft ferns and mosses growing at the feet of the ancients. We walked a gentle, shady trail occassionally dappled by sunbeams that persisted through the high canopy. We ducked into living caverns, rested against falled logs taller than even I...and we ran out of words long before we ran out of breath.

Back at the campsite, nestled amongst more redwoods, we caught the tail-end of a documentary obviously intended to encourage tourism in the area. I paid little attention to most of it, but the narrator closed with  a poem whose final lines stuck in my head. "Fall, O Traveler, to your knees. God stands before you in these trees."

Indeed.

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July 22, 2002 Port Orford, OR

First things first. The big surprise Penny Kelly had in mind for us last Thursday afternoon was Columbia Gorge State Park. And it was truly something to see.

    Just off Interstate 84 east of Portland, perched on a high butte, is Vista House, an old stone construct (currently being renovated) that provides a 360 degree view of the Columbia River Gorge. I know I keep using the word “breathtaking,” but I can’t help it. I wish my photography skills could do justice to that outlook high above the river. We gazed up and down the gorge, with a view for miles in each direction.

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Penny and her niece Krystal joined Cory in front of Vista House.

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The Gorge was gorgeous!

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Cory and Penny at the overlook at Vista House. Thanks for playing tour guides, Kellys!

   As we drove deeper into the park, up and down over the narrow twisting road, we enjoyed the sights of the Oregon rainforest at its richest. Yes, this is true rainforest, right down to the dozens of varieties of ferns that carpet the forest floors. Tall, thick, lacy and lush, they look right at home under the hemlocks, cedars, firs and pines. And the wildflowers—what a riot of color!

   We’d have counted that a very full afternoon, but Penny wasn’t through with us, nor was the Gorge. Ultimately, we arrived at Multnomah Falls. This is the third highest waterfall in the WORLD, nearly twice as high as my beloved Upper Falls of the Yellowstone. And we were able to drive almost to its foot! The path that lets you walk in closer (close enough to feel the spray, Penny says) was under construction and none of us were up to climbing the many stairs of the alternative route, so we sat in the shade eating ice cream and watching the falls for nearly an hour.

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Multnomah Falls, east of Portland in Columbia Gorge State Park

   We left Portland on Friday, headed for the Pacific. If you’ve never driven Highway 101 down the Oregon coastline, make a resolution now to do it. I’m running out of superlatives, but this is some of the most beautiful country we’ve ever seen.

   We walked on the beach in Oceanside Friday night, then drove up into the residential area. Yes, “up” is the right word—the whole town is perched on a steep hillside and at times we weren’t sure the B.A.T. would make it up the hill (that’s Big A** Truck, the seems-to-be-sticking nickname for our F450). But the view from the top of that bluff was well worth the climb. We stayed until sunset.

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A view of Yaquin Point, off Highway 101

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This crippled gull seemed to be a regular at the wayside near Yaquin Point. His right foot is only a stump.

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The sun was just setting--and the wind was really blowing--when we arrived at the Oregon Dunes State Park.

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Even the mundane is fascinating--we caught this view of the dunes from the back parking lot of a Fred Myers discount store!

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Another roadside view from Highway 101

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You don't even have to try to find great scenery--we were caught in traffic on 101 when an accident blocked the road, and this is what we enjoyed for twenty minutes. (Respect these mountain roads!)

 

   Saturday night, we went down on the waterfront in Florence, to dine at a place called International C-Food Market. We were right on the docks, overlooking the fishing fleet. I ordered a half-pound of clams steamed in garlic, white wine and herbs as an appetizer, then a dinner platter with fresh-caught halibut, salmon, scallops, shrimp, prawns, calamari and local Dungeness crab and oysters. Cory ordered….pizza. When the steamer clams arrived, I talked her into tasting one. Her eyes lit up and she wound up splitting them with me, then finishing the broth as a soup! My platter came, swimming in an equally savory broth, with a half a crab on top. Her pizza arrived burnt. When the waitress explained that their wood-burning pizza oven wasn’t working and they were cooking pizza on the seafood grill, I thought, “NOW she’ll change her order.” Nope. She had them bake another pizza. I shared my platter—the crab in particular was sweet and tender, but everything was great. Cory’s second pizza finally came…burnt, but with the blackest edges cut off. She took it home. We’ll see on our next dining excursion whether she learned any lessons from this experience…

July 17, Portland, Oregon

Well, I've been duly chastised..."Come on, put out more info and LOTS OF PICTURES. I'm living vicariously thru the two of you. Help me out here. It's like watching a serial. You can't wait for the next installment." Don't know if we can meet expectations, but will try. And here I was feeling so proud that my last update was only a week ago!

   Portland is a beautiful city. Sunday, my folks took us for dinner at a restaurant near Pill Hill with a panoramic view overlooking the city...and rather excellent macadamian-encrusted salmon, as well! We had a dessert called "hot lava cake"--a dark chocolate, ala-mode affair that oozed hot fudge when you cut into the cake. It was as spectacular as the scenery.

   We've been visiting with friends Penny and John Kelly, Chicagoans who transplanted out here over two years ago. They've been our willing tour guides, taking us Monday to the top of Mt. Tomah, a local long-extinct volcano, and yesterday all the way to the coast for a seafood dinner in Seaside, Oregon. Today, we're off to a secret site near Gresham--no hints except that "it's beautiful." We'll report later...

   We're falling in love with Oregon. From the mountains, to the ocean (is there a song in there?), to the towering Ponderosa pines of the high desert and the many still-active and extinct volcanic sites, this state takes your breath at every turn. Yes, we'll try to take and post more pictures, but for now, you'll have to trust me--we're spending too much time taking it all in to try to take photos of it. This state deserves a lot more hype than it gets. Oh, and the locals confirm--it's "Or-uh-gun", not "Or-eh-gone."

   OK--by special request--here's a portrait of my family taken this month while we were all together for the first time in 20 years. Clockwise from top left, that's sister Gwen, a doctor of pharmacy in Connecticutt, brother Jay, food/beverage manager of the year for a resort in California, sister Susan, who manages teleconference staff scheduling in Kansas City, father Harry and mother Mary, happily retired together in LaPine, Oregon.

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July 10, LaPine, Oregon

We celebrated my folks 50th wedding anniversary on the 4th, with a wonderful party. The whole family (i.e., all my sisters and our brother) made the pilgrimage to LaPine for the celebration. And I found the camera!

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Cory, overlooking Crater Lake in the National Park in Oregon, July 7, 2002

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We caught 5 Coho salmon that had to go back (wrong season) and 4 Chinook salmon that headed for the grill. On the good ship Sea Pirate, out of Newport, Oregon, July 1

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THIS is the rig...a 39' Newmar Kountry Star fifth wheel pulled behind a crewcab Ford F450...altogether, this train is nearly 63 feet long!

June 22, Buffalo, Wyoming

We're having a great time headed through the west. Wednesday and Thursday nights, we were in Spearfish, South Dakota, doing the usual tourist things...Mt. Rushmore, Crazy Horse, Deadwood. We could have spent a month or more in the Black Hills, and probably will another time. But this trip, we have places to be, so we pulled out yesterday. Thought we'd go as far as Cody, but when we started calling ahead for a site mid-afternoon, we found most places ahead of us had already filled their "big rig" sites for the weekend, so we stopped early.

    We plan to drive through the Park today, then head on toward Pocatello. Don't know how far we'll get, since Saturday traffic in Yellowstone in late June could be moving pretty slow and, without reservations,  we'll have to get well past the Park to find a nice place to stay. Wherever we land tonight, we'll hope to stay a couple nights.

     How's life on the road? Managing time is the biggest challenge. I don't think either one of us realized before how even simple chores like running to the grocery store would take so much more time when you don't know where anything is. And there are always so many things to do, from cleaning and maintaining the rig to taking the dogs somewhere for a good run to seeing the local sights. I still don't feel like I've really organized my office--it just hasn't become a priority. Mostly, I work with my laptop right in my lap (imagine that!) in the recliner, outside at the picnic table, or in the passenger seat while Cory takes the wheel.

   Communication challenges also come up more often than expected. My primary email account is set up to forward messages to my wireless Motorola phone--I see the first 150 characters of each email so I know when to connect and download new mail. This week, a message got "stuck." Between Tuesday afternoon and yesterday at noon, I received the same message about 150 times (bless your heart, Nancy H., I've seen your name a lot this week!)...and no other text messages got through. No notifications of voicemail, no other email, nothing. I spent more than four hours total on the phone with Verizon Wireless trying to resolve the problem, and that doesn't count the 100-mile round trip I made to have my phone re-flashed (in vain). Still don't know if it's fixed--we're in an analog service area right now and won't know until we return to digital service, likely somewhere in Idaho.

     We're both  looking forward to slowing the travel pace down to a meander...staying in one area for several weeks at a time, doing day trips or very short hops and getting to know where things are. That will come after my folks' 50th anniversary celebration in Oregon on July 4. The week of July 1, I'm taking my first real vacation (NO work at all) in about six years.

   Meanwhile, we've started to think and speak of this rig as "home." It's a nice feeling.

May 19, 2002
The last few weeks have been hellish...but they're over and our new life has begun.

    If you're looking to add stress to your life, I highly recommend the process of liquidating your belongings in preparation for moving from a 3-bedroom home into a 400-square-foot fifth wheel trailer. Our old buddy Murphy was at our side every step of the way. Our garage sale was rained out and, by local ordinance, we couldn't have another. The Salvation Army missed their appointment to pick up 75 boxes of household goods we didn't need, and couldn't schedule another pickup until our move day. The man who would "buy EVERYTHING" after our failed garage sale wouldn't buy our sofa and loveseat and we had to have them hauled to the dump. The folks who won our eBay auction for our 27-foot travel trailer didn't show up at the appointed time and place to finish payment and take possession--the sale fell through and we are faced with selling that unit long-distance. The last night in Bensenville, we were up all night trying to find places for everything in the trailer; our best intentions to be organized disintegrated as we simply stashed boxes in any available corner. People who bought a bedroom set from us missed four appointments to pick it up and finally showed up as we were pulling out of the driveway on the way to the closing for our (former) home. We were so rattled, we forgot to put the TV antenna on the trailer down before we pulled out, and caught it on a low-hanging branch on a residential street.

   At the closing on Friday morning, we learned that the lending bank had failed to send the required bank wire to fund the buyer's mortgage, so the title company couldn't cut our check. We stopped at the Newmar dealer to have the TV antenna repaired, then parked the whole long rig in a shopping mall lot and waited for an extra three hours, hoping the check would arrive. At 2 pm, we finally made the decision to hit the road and have it overnighted ahead of us to Kansas City, our first destination. Twenty minutes later, the title company called. The check was ready and they would FedEx it. As of late yesterday afternoon, it had not yet arrived in KC.

   But we woke up this morning in Hannibal, Missouri, with a lovely view of the Mississippi. The dogs seem to be adjusting to the ride in the trailer, and our new rig is drawing attention everywhere we stop. We'll post pictures as soon as I figure out which box in which cabinet contains the digital camera...

April 2, 2002
Finally got word on the truck...and it's not good. Truck build date: April 22. Truck arrival date, May 10, just one week before we close on the house. And after it arrives, we still need to take the cab-and-chassis to Humboldt, Kansas, where B&W Custom Truck Beds will add an Elite RV bed with their unique "turnover ball" fifth wheel hitch.

   What turned a 45-60 day delivery into more than 100 days? When we ordered the F450 with the Lariat trim and dual fuel tanks, the computer suggested that you can't have both. We picked the trim package. The dealer suggested, “Let's send it in with both and see what happens.” I suspect he forgot to see what happened, though I don't expect anyone will ever admit that. When I called for an ETA in early March, the computer showed a “materials hold” on the truck. To resolve it, the dealership needed my authorization to drop the dual fuel tank option. Of course, they had that authorization six weeks earlier. According the factory service representative, my order was received by the factory on March 23, exactly 60 days after I placed it.

  Moral of the story—follow up, follow up, follow up. But at least we can plan now...

March 29, 2002
Woo-hoo! We accepted an offer on the house last night--only 2.5% off list price, right where we expected to be, and  exactly two weeks after listing. Closing is scheduled for May 17. I plan to be on-site with one of my favorite clients in Kansas the week of the 20th, so that works out perfectly. Our first shakedown cruise will be close to home base, in friendly territory, and within range of quick return to the dealers if any problems arise.

   Time to start working on the official "We're Moving" announcements...where is that truck???

March 19, 2002
Still no ETA on our Ford F(antastically Huge)-450 truck, so I've contacted our Newmar dealer to push delivery of the 5er back until at least April 15. Had hoped to drive to Kansas for the bed/hitch installation next week during the local schools' spring break, but that now looks unlikely. So instead of having school bus driver Cory's company, I'll probably be going alone.

   The house officially went on the market on the 15th. Meanwhile, I've decided I will add a toll-free J2 Communications number to the office armamentarium. So phone/fax/voicemail connections will be:

  • Cell phone: 630-309-0499
    My existing Verizon CDMA phone/voicemail service will go on the road. I'll be changing to the National SingleRate service plan, which has no roaming or long distance charges on the digital network. Of course, this number is also covered by voicemail for unanswered/ out-of-service calls, and is enabled for three-way calling for small conferences.
       I  took the old land-based office number (766-9446) off all correspondence and identity materials months ago. However, it's still in a lot of address books, so it will officially begin to die when the formal announcement goes out in April/May. From then until Driveaway Day, it will be forwarded to my local J2 number, where a message will tell callers to use the cell number instead.

  • Local Fax/VoiceMail Number: 630-477-0299
    J2 Communications saved me the cost of a fax machine when I opened my home office in 1996, and this terrific unified messaging service has only gotten better since then. For a modest monthly fee, J2 enables me to send faxes by email and to receive faxes and voicemail messages at any email address. If I don't have convenient email access, I just call a toll-free number to hear voicemail, email messages and fax headers over the phone! (Faxes transmit as images, so only their headers can be read to me. That's usually enough to determine their urgency.) Urgent faxes can be immediately forwarded to any nearby fax number; non-urgent faxes wait until I have email access.
       As a J2 subscriber, I also have access to their conference call capability. Online, in seconds, I can set-up a conference call with up to 8 participants. The service is crystal clear, requires no advance scheduling, and is very affordable ($.10/minute/participant).

  • Toll-free Fax/VoiceMail Number: TBD
    Should have this number set up by the end of March. It will provide all the services of my local J2 number, but calls will be toll-free for clients. I'll pay $.10/minute for messages and transmissions.

March 11, 2002
Almost everything we own is for sale. That has a rather unsettling affect on daily life.

   We've narrowed the field of real estate agents down to three, with a decision to be made this week. We have a room full of boxes already packed for storage...and even more full of clutter destined for The Big Garage Sale Part 1. Cory has been talking to a friend at work about selling her beloved 2000 Grand Prix. The 1995 Sunnybrook 26FK travel trailer will go on the market as soon as the weather settles into something like spring. The 1989 Dakota Sport pickup must pass an EPA emissions test before we can sell it and the 1999 Durango can't go on the market until the new truck arrives--it's our only tow vehicle.

   Our 2002 Ford F450 cab-and-chassis was ordered on January 23, but no ETA yet. Meanwhile, the Elite RV bed ordered from B&W Custom Truck Beds in Kansas is finished and ready to install. Our 2002 Newmar Kountry Star 39CKDA is also on order and expected to arrive near the end of the month--if we can spare the time, we hope to go to the factory in Nappanee, Indiana to watch its construction.

   But empty boxes are calling us...

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